...even though that place is the living hell for any sane person. I'm not even allowed to ask questions anymore because they hate dissidents.

Shurely an important part.

We're getting there though.

Participate!

"What, you're doing AI with 4 gigabytes?"

Yes, that's right. And 512 MB actually go to the GPU, so yeah... it's tight.

Another working AI component. Takes any sentence or phrase, like:

smart combinations of various fast methods

and outputs:

1. combinations
2. combinations of methods
3. smart combinations
4. combinations of fast methods
5. smart combinations of methods
6. combinations of various methods
7. smart combinations of fast methods
8. combinations of various fast methods
9. smart combinations of various methods
10. smart combinations of various fast methods

Neat, right? And very useful.

There'll be a channel and a bot.

I'm not sure if you have thought this through yet. This is a project that makes computers think.

...and you'll have the dialog engine you're all waiting for.

Input:

"Confessions of a Burglar Video"

(It's the name of a video on YouTube.) So... is the video confessing—or the burglar? Let's ask the parser.

1. Confessions {of {a {Burglar Video}}}
2. {Confessions {of {a Burglar}}} Video

Yup, it has found the 2 grammatical possibilities. Next up: Semantic analysis to rate these against each other.

We're reaching a nice number of JavaX-enabled computers. And no, they're not all mine.

English—no problem.

In my OS, every computer can control any other one—if the "victim" deliberately chooses this (it's a separate module you have to load explicitly, so don't worry).

The communication process behind this is protected using automatic cryptographic signatures.

52 days to world domination.

until Stefan's OS takes the world.

Code.

Stefan's OS has a greater impact than Windows 95. You just wait and see!

See who else is online, world wide (if you load the module).

Also notice the "AI bar" at the top which is a novel invention.