What is the world?

You get so many inspection capabilities for free in my OS.

For example, you can always find out what the CPU is doing, down to every single line of code. And this incurs no performance overhead when not used.

Gotcha.

I told you Java is stable!

It has to be going somewhere. jdk-discuss informed (list is moderated, read: another time waster).

Pretty, isn't it. Look&Feel is called JTattoo.

Image was made with the automatic screenshot module on a very old Windows 7 machine where my OS runs flawlessly.

I submitted this bug report to Oracle, and I'm making super-fancy functions like cleanDefunctACCsInAllThreads that automatically fix memory leaks other Java programmers have never heard of.

We will sail memory leak-free! :)

Today we launched bla bla bla.

 

(No, seriously—we actually did. There is an awesome YouTube downloader in my operating system. I'm just too lazy to write.)

Now I need an awesome screenshot module and an awesome auto-upload-to-blog module.