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Fixing the last memory leaks in Java 10
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Fixing the last memory leaks in Java 10

I submitted this bug report to Oracle, and I'm making super-fancy functions like cleanDefunctACCsInAllThreads that automatically fix memory leaks other Java programmers have never heard of.

We will sail memory leak-free! :)

New Module: YouTube Downloader

Today we launched bla bla bla.

 

(No, seriously—we actually did. There is an awesome YouTube downloader in my operating system. I'm just too lazy to write.)

Now I need an awesome screenshot module and an awesome auto-upload-to-blog module.