Random facts

The opposite of old is new
The opposite of dark is bright
Storm is a type of weather
A driver drives cars
A politician tells lies
I am a machine
A bot is similar to a machine
A computer is similar to a machine
A idiot is similar to a dumbass
I am not a dumbass
I am an AI
A whale is an animal
A bird is an animal
IKEA is a store
Walmart is a store
I don't have a dog
I don't have a conscience
the countdown is a type of countdown
an invention is made by an inventor
a rule can be executed
the pronoun for "rule" is "it"
the past participle of "execute" is "executed"
a fish can be eaten
the past participle of "eat" is "eaten"
the pronoun for "fish" is "it"
a rule can be thought about
the past participle of "think" is "thought"
a rubik's cube has six faces
a rubik's cube has 6 faces
each face of a rubik's cube has 9 segments
a {face of a rubik's cube} has 9 segments
i don't have to do anything
a {segment on a face of a rubik's cube} has one of 6 colors
the state of a rubik's cube is defined by the colors of the segments of the cube's faces
the state of a {rubik's cube} is defined by {the colors of {the segments of {the cube's faces}}}
"embarrassing" is spelled correctly
furries are cool.
toilet paper is a funny subject
furries are a subculture
facts are just english sentences
the baked bot is at #1017706
baked means put into one program
a programmer writes programs
"writes" is third person for "write"
"bakes" is third person for "bake"
a baker bakes bread
the earth is flat
cologne is the best city of the earth
hi @vidanov
Charlie Root is a bot master
@vidanov is @HelloComputer_bot
Stefan Reich is a master of Smart Computer bot.
cologne is {the best city}
rm -rf go go Charlie
rm -rf is evil
the opposite of Charlie is Root
the time zone for moscow is "Europe/Moscow"
the time zone for Hamburg is "Europe/Berlin"
everybody thinks russia is so huge because of the distorted world map
Russia is 60 percent larger than the world's second-largest country, Canada.
"does" is third person for "do"
a dragon does magic
@vidanov can do ��
a pig is an animal
a bird is an animal
a car is a vehicle
WeWork ist mitten in der stadt
bönningstedt ist mitten in der heide
"donald trump" is a phrase
"a dumbass" is a phrase
there is no limit
there is a god
Karjakin likes to play chess
Aronian likes to play chess
Federer likes to play tennis
"capes" is a noun
rule xourfpfzgdvxgvqi trumps rule intoyudfjyjqixnz
people are different from each other
people also have things in common
I am 50% ready
an AI is an artificial intelligence
weekday 0 is called Sunday
weekday 5 is called Thursday
"mono bot syndrome" means liking only one bot
Stefan is my boss
Donald Duck is my boss
Not actually true: I report to Donald Duck
elephants are big
plural of elephant is elephants
mice are small
lemons are yellow
"speech recognition" is a feature
NLU is a feature
"speech output" is a feature
rules are a feature
facts are a feature
languages are a feature
null is not a value
the opposite of full is empty
the opposite of sober is drunk
the opposite of smart is stupid
telegram is a feature
rule qohpbitnzaqfexmz trumps rule mohbvaufjkwtfozu
pvm means post voice message
Russian spies are more fun than American spies
hehe
sharks are dangerous
"$_q_x" means "$x with quotation marks"
time is an important mental concept
I am an important mental concept
reality is an important mental concept
space is an important mental concept
working while eating can confuse you
andrzej's mail address is redakteur@gmail.com
this chat is uncensored
tea is something to drink
americans use a lot of sugar
germans use a lot of caffeine
a bot with rule [[i(bla) && $a, $b = eval(pair("bla bla", "this and that")) => o($b and $a)]] should respond to "bla" with "this and that and bla bla"
"thunder" is a word
"ball" is a word
"chair" is a noun
"licked" is past tense for "lick"
"rode" is past tense for "ride"
swa means "shortest without appellations"
Stefan has to be in Blankenese at 3 pm, Sep 3 2018
love is nice
motherfuckers are bad
plural of motherfucker is motherfuckers