Calculating
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Telegram shaping up

Participate!

I should collect money for a new notebook

"What, you're doing AI with 4 gigabytes?"

Yes, that's right. And 512 MB actually go to the GPU, so yeah... it's tight.

The Simplifier

Another working AI component. Takes any sentence or phrase, like:

smart combinations of various fast methods

and outputs:

1. combinations
2. combinations of methods
3. smart combinations
4. combinations of fast methods
5. smart combinations of methods
6. combinations of various methods
7. smart combinations of fast methods
8. combinations of various fast methods
9. smart combinations of various methods
10. smart combinations of various fast methods

Neat, right? And very useful.

Setting Up Telegram

There'll be a channel and a bot.

The implications of this project

I'm not sure if you have thought this through yet. This is a project that makes computers think.

A few more steps

...and you'll have the dialog engine you're all waiting for.

English+German Parsers Work

Input:

"Confessions of a Burglar Video"

(It's the name of a video on YouTube.) So... is the video confessing—or the burglar? Let's ask the parser.

1. Confessions {of {a {Burglar Video}}}
2. {Confessions {of {a Burglar}}} Video

Yup, it has found the 2 grammatical possibilities. Next up: Semantic analysis to rate these against each other.

500 installations coming up

We're reaching a nice number of JavaX-enabled computers. And no, they're not all mine.

Perfect Parser Coming Up

English—no problem.

The Magic OS

In my OS, every computer can control any other one—if the "victim" deliberately chooses this (it's a separate module you have to load explicitly, so don't worry).

The communication process behind this is protected using automatic cryptographic signatures.

Teaching Puns To The AI...

52 days to world domination.

News from Zuckerberg

56 days

until Stefan's OS takes the world.

Dead Lock-Immune Operating System

Code.

We're doing it again

Stefan's OS has a greater impact than Windows 95. You just wait and see!

Computer checks its own voice

Stefan's OS v5

See who else is online, world wide (if you load the module).

Also notice the "AI bar" at the top which is a novel invention.

We are solving the software security crisis

The solution is source code inspection, and JavaX makes it practical.

We will now do the Super-Automation

The operating system is the optimal place to automate everything—it sees everything and it can act upon information. Also loading and even making dynamic code on the fly is trivial in my OS.

If your language isn't perfect—how about changing it?

Let's say vanilla Java is too verbose. (Everybody knows this.) Instead of this:

class ShowBackgroundImage extends DynModule {

I want to type (and see) only this:

class ShowBackgroundImage > DynModule {

In JavaX, that takes exactly one line in the translator:

jreplace(tok, "class <id> > <id> {", "class $2 extends $4 {");

And this easily, my language has been extended.

Proof that this works.

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